ELDER CANYON ATWOOD

Hola Texas whats up well I am red and sunburnt bad and starving and broke but life is good! Well I'm sunburnt cuz yesterday we had two weddings at two different times and I was outside. It wouldn't have been bad exept we couldn't enter inside for the marriage unless we had the witneses and my comp was one witness and the other was Elder Gil our district leaders companion. I told them don't get any lessons or dates for Saturday because they need to be there for the marriage and they got there 3 hours late!!!!!! like I was mad!! I was calling them and they were not answering the freaking phone and I was getting burnt and my family was getting burnt and with the children it was not easy so ya what happened is they finally answered the phone they said in 10 minutes were there and then 30 minutes later I call them and they say  in 10 minutes then when i finally saw then they tried to shake my hand I said no no just go sign the papers before I punch you then I took them in private and just yelled at them for like 10 minutes then my zone leader then yelled at them for a good amount of time too so ya. Then they got married I took pictures which this machine won't let me send so I think my card reader is bad so I'm gonna buy another one . We saw the most beautiful woman in the world the other day. A little backround my comp and Elder Iglesias and other missionaries were talking about what kind of girl you like now some latinos were like I like gringo girls and some guys were like blonde hair si o si yes or yes but I was like half asian man haha and they were all like ok respect but ya well we saw this girl pass by and we were like wow she is beautiful she wasn't immodest or anything but she was pretty and she was half asain, I'm like revelation man I'm gonna marry a half asian chick in 6 years haha!!! Back to the story well then I get my family asking hey we gonna eat cake so I'm like ok fine now remember I am like dead broke but ya so my comp and Elder Eil went in a taxi with the family ( taxi cuz she didn't want to get her wedding dress dirty on the bus) and well me and Iglesias went in bus ( not enough room in taxi) so ya well we gave my comp and Gil some money for the taxi and for the cake cuz we would ge there later than them and when we get there I find out that Elder Gil got like this wicked expensive cake so I was about to explode then I ate a piece then I had to go with Iglesias to the mission office to get our passports cuz we were the witnesses for the next wedding of Edgar and Maria and well it was 2 hours away and started at 5. This guy was like hey pay me 40 soles and I play piano the whole time I told him no, Elder Iglesias told him no and the looser just goes and plays and he played poop and I was like dude what the heck. Then he went to try to charge me at the end and I said I  hope you kidding cuz I told you no then he says but I played and I was like but you sucked and I didn't agree to that! Then he goes and tries to charge my family and ya but the wedding was good like alright but Maria cried and everything.  I got some sick pictures !!  Then me and Gil go buy them a cake and then we leave to return the passports and wow everyone in the office was like dude your freaking red and I was like sorry I just got burned from having the fire of the holy ghost too much  haha!!  That was my week and this week they are going to get baptized and it will be great! I also found some cool families, like 5 with my comp who are coming to conference with us this week and some eternal investigators that have never been to a conference and just say that they want a stronger testimony and what better chance than to hear the prophet talk .We told them that they need to go to conference with a question, Is Thomas S Monson a prophet on God? I bet my money on the prophet all day long so ya we could have a sick month of April with tons of baptisms but we have to marry a bunch of people again but ya anyway I'm gonna go love ya ll chow